Fez: Laurie! Well, look what the whore dragged in. Herself. Need I remind you that you are married?
Laurie: Oh, that's okay. The guy from last night was married, too.
Fez: What is your problem?
Red: Are you two at it again? Your green card is on the way. I thought this marriage was over.
Kitty: Laurie, I gave you $50 last week to go down to the courthouse and file for divorce. What happened?
Laurie: Well, I had to get a new makeup mirror and some wine.
Red: Tomorrow, we're going to the courthouse.
Fez: Hmm. The courthouse is across town. I wonder if you can make it all the way there without sleeping with someone.
Laurie: I bet I can make it there without sleeping with you.
Fez: Bitch.