Jackie: Laverne is so annoying. Why does Shirley keep putting up with her crap?
Kelso: She has to. They're in love.
Donna: Again, Kelso, Laverne and Shirley are not lesbians.
Kelso: Trust me, they're one bottle of wine away from making out. Just like you two.
Hyde: Kelso, don't you have something more important to talk about right now?
Kelso: If you got a topic more important than girl-on-girl action, I'd like to hear it.