Quote from Eric in The Acid Queen
Kelso: What is Brooke's deal, man? I mean, most girls lie about doing it with me when they haven't. This... The... Everything is backwards. Eric: Yeah, this is just like Freaky Friday, but unlike that charming little movie, your story has no basis in fact. Kelso: It does, too, except it's just the girl is avoiding me. I mean, how do you get a girl to come to you when you repulse her? Jackie: Yeah, Eric? Eric: Well, I like to put a hot dog on the end of a stick and hide in the bushes, so...