‘Class Picture’
Season 4, Episode 20 - Aired March 19, 2002
Eric and friends reminisce about how they all met as they wait to have their class picture taken.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Hey, speaking of boobs, Forman's growing one out of his forehead.
Eric: What?
Fez: Oh, Eric, your curse has returned.
Donna: [snickers] Yeah, and it needs a bra.
Kelso: Oh, yeah. Dolly Parton called your forehead. She wants her boob back.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: I can't think about anything right now except Forman's zit. It's hypnotic. It sort of follows you around the room like the Mona Lisa.
Eric: All right.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hey, you wanna know something that's even funnier than Eric's zit? The day I met Jackie.
[flashback to 1973:]
Young Jackie: You're Donna? We haven't met before. I guess because I'm richer than you.
Young Donna: Hey, Jackie. [throws basketball at Jackie]
Young Jackie: Ow! That hurt, you lumberjack!
Young Hyde: Welcome to public school.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Look, all I know is there's gotta be some good quote of Jackie getting hit in the head. Like, "Awesome! Jackie got hit in the head!"
Jackie: No. No, no. That's a stupid story. You know, I want to remember the happy times. Maybe something romantic.
Kelso: Ooh, like our first date.
Jackie: Yeah.
Kelso: Let me tell it.
[flashback to 1968:]
Kitty: Red, Michael's in the fort with another girl.
Red: All right. Everybody out.
Kitty: Michael Kelso, have you been playing doctor with the Burkhart girl?
Young Kelso: No. I am a doctor.
Red: [laughs] Good one. [off Kitty's look] I mean, uh, you're a very bad boy.
Young Jackie: Don't yell at him! I love him.
[present:]
Jackie: Michael, that was not our first date!
Kelso: Yeah, but I got further on that day than I did on our actual first date, so that's what I like to remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oops, sorry.
Donna: Kelso! Kelso, we just talked about this today.
Kelso: Well, damn, Donna. If you'd just let me see 'em, I'd stop.
Donna: Fine. [flashes Kelso]
Kelso: They're beautiful. [faints]