Fez: That was incredible, huh?
Laurie: It was okay.
Fez: Okay's good enough for me.

Eric: Wow. Yeah, I don't know if it's the mountain air or the poison from that thornbush, but I slept great.

Eric: Wow. What a great day. Not only did we get to miss our own graduation, but we got to ride home in the back of a pig truck.
Donna: Yeah, when we went around a corner one of those pigs almost went to third base on me.
Jackie: You know what? I need a shower.
Hyde: Hang on. You're not going anywhere. You haven't given us an answer yet.
Kelso: Yeah. Who's it gonna be?
Jackie: You know what? I can't talk about love right now. The bottom of my jeans have something brown on them.

Red: Where the hell have you been?
Kitty: I have waited 18 years for my graduation picture. I want you all back here at 5:00 sharp in your caps and gowns, ready to say cheese. Is that clear?
Donna: Fine.
Kelso: Fine.
Eric: Yes, Mom.

Jackie: You guys, I've been thinking about Steven and Michael all day and I don't know who to pick.
Eric: Face facts, Jackie. There's only one good man in this town and, well, he's leaving.
Jackie: Eric, this is really hard. I mean, okay, I know I love Steven because he's smart, and he's deep and when we have conversation he makes me think, which used to give me a headache, but now I really like.
Donna: So, go with Hyde.
Jackie: Yeah, but Michael. Oh, Michael is so beautiful. And you spend a lot more time looking at someone than you do talking to them.
Donna: Again, go with Hyde.
Jackie: No, but, Donna, you don't understand. Look, I know in a lot of ways I need Steven, but Michael needs me. And it's nice to be needed.
Eric: You know what, Jackie? In order to help you, and, well, just to speed this thing up, I, uh... I think you should just take everything and toss it aside and ask yourself, who do you love the most?
Jackie: You're right. You're right. That's what I should do- Because I'm-
Eric: No, no. Not here. Not here. [escorts Jackie out]