‘Beast of Burden’
Season 7, Episode 4 - Aired September 29, 2004
Eric is upset when Red offers Hyde a job at his new muffler shop, "Forman & Son". Hyde's father, William Barnett (Tim Reid), invites his son to work at his record store company. Meanwhile, Fez gets a job at a hair salon.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ladies.
Donna: Hi, Fez.
Fez: Well, it's official. I am shampoo boy. The word on the street is, you need to smoke a cigarette after this boy lathers you up.
Donna: I'm the one who said that. Fez, did you get taller?
Jackie: Well, I'm gonna make an appointment. But I'm not using the same sink as the old ladies.
Fez: Oh, you'll use the sink I tell you to use.
Jackie: Okay, Fez. Wow.
Quote from Bob
Midge: Hey, Red. This is going great.
Bob: Ah, yeah, it's going okay. But can you imagine how great it would be going if he'd used the midget catering company I told him about?
Red: Yeah, well, thanks, Bob, for not forcing some cockamamie gimmick down my throat.
Bob: Hey, I'd never do that. [whispers] Kelso, plan's off. Get it out of here.
[Kelso walks in with a chimpanzee wearing a racecar uniform and holding a flag]
Kelso: We got him for three more hours. I'm gonna see if I can teach him how to drive.
Quote from Fez
Jeri: You're a little creepy. But you're cute, so I'll test you on one of our regular clients.
Donna: Yes. That's great, Fez. I have complete faith in you.
Jeri: You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
Donna: Oh. Um, you know, I'm kind of exclusive with Paulette.
Jeri: I can't just test him on anyone, he seems kind of pervy.
Fez: She gets me.
Donna: Okay, fine. But nothing other than your hands touches nothing other than my head.
Fez: Oh, thank you, Donna. You're not gonna regret this. And that's the first time I said that to a girl and meant it.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Smile.
Hyde: Jackie, I'm trying to have lunch here, do you mind?
Jackie: Who cares about lunch, Steven? We need a picture of a parent who's not under arrest.
Quote from Hyde
William Barnett: Listen, the reason I wanted to see you was, I was thinking that maybe you'd like to come work for me. I could teach you the record store business.
Hyde: Well, I have stolen a lot of records. I would like to learn why people pay for them. You know what? I can't. I just took another job today.
William Barnett: Well, quit that job. You come work for me and we'll kick butt at the father-son picnic. I'll even start a father-son picnic just so we can kick butt.
Hyde: Man, that sounds really cool. You know, I'll try and work it out.
William Barnett: That's what I like to hear. [Jackie takes another picture]
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: But, Steven, you're gonna need a picture for your Christmas card.
Quote from Eric
Eric: There's a butterfly in the backyard. I'm on it. [gasps] Okay, he's after me. He's after me. Crap, that just made him mad.