Mr. Bray: Hello? Oh, hi. How are you? I'm Eric's guidance counselor. I just came over with some papers for him.
Red: You look familiar. Do you live around here? 'Cause I see you drive up and down the street all the time.
Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, I see you emptying your trash in your bathrobe all the time, but I keep it to myself, okay? Eric, I brought you a brochure with some survival tips on Africa.
Kitty: Funny, they don't have brochures with survival tips on Wisconsin. That's because death isn't hiding behind every bush.
Eric: Mom, please.
Mr. Bray: I'm sorry if Eric's trip has upset anyone.
Kitty: It's upset everyone.
Red: Well, I'm not upset, I'm tickled pink.
Mr. Bray: What about Donna? How's Donna doing?
Eric: I don't know. She's not even talking to me.
Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her. But I think maybe a gentle word from me might just calm her down, or send her into the arms of someone else.
Eric: No, you know what? You're not gonna talk to her. I'm gonna go talk to her. [exits]
Mr. Bray: [groans] [sits down] So, you guys have a daughter?

Kelso: Angie. I've been thinking about this all day, and I finally worked up the nerve, and I think we need to talk about us.
Angie: Michael, I'm breaking up with you.
Kelso: How dare you!
Angie: I'm moving to Milwaukee.
Kelso: Milwau- Well, when were you gonna tell me, you know, your boyfriend?
Angie: Come on, you know things were sort of fizzling anyways.
Kelso: Fizzling? How can you even say that? What about all the times you said that I was really, really good-looking?
Angie: Michael, it's over, but know this, when I said you were good-looking, I really meant it. [exits]
Kelso: You know what? You got a lot of growing up to do.

Kelso: So, there's a problem with my sleeping-with-Angie's-best-friend plan. Angie's best friend is Hyde.
Fez: You know what we may have to do here? The dark room switch. You will make love to her in a dark room, halfway through you will excuse yourself. Then I'll come in, pretend to be you, and finish the job.
Kelso: How does that fix my problem?
Fez: I was working on my problem.
Eric: [enters] You guys, Donna's totally freaking out about this Africa thing. She won't return any of my calls.
Fez: I think I have a solution. The dark room switch.

Fez: Okay, Angie, Kelso feels that you two should have one last night together. And he wants it to be special, so it will take place in this dark room, and for a minute you may think, "Hey, this is not Kelso." But that's just the liquor talking. I forgot to mention you will need to drink a lot of liquor. [Angie turns off the lights and exits] You going to get the liquor now? Okay, I'll wait.