‘Valentine's Day’
Season 2, Episode 14 - Aired February 9, 2017
On Valentine's Day, Amy and Glenn try to set Myrtle up with Arthur (Bernie Kopell). Meanwhile, Sandra's fictitious relationship with Jeff is starting to make Mateo jealous.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on the phone] Jerusha, our whole marriage is based on a sex crime. No, no, no, you only think you love me. You were my victim!
Quote from Mateo
Garrett: Ooh, he got her puppies too? I'm not a big Valentine's Day guy, but Jeff and Sandra are...
Mateo: Jandra. We should call them Jandra. Puppies! Hi! [picks up puppy] Oh!
Garrett: Why does everybody want to [bleep] Jeff?
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