Dina: So, I'm 18, and I've woken up in Wahaca, covered in furs. [sees Amy and Jonah] You know what? Never mind. My question was about self-checkouts, and I just remembered you already answered it earlier. So I'm going to yield my time. Thank you.

Neil Penderson: I'm sorry, I don't...
Jeff: Jeff Sutton. I was the district manager before Laurie. I worked with you for 12 years. At the counter, I got your latte that time and you got my tea.
Neil Penderson: Hmm.
Jeff: You know what? It doesn't matter. It's not about me. It's about another former employee named Myrtle Vartanian.
Laurie: Okay, you know what? I think we're really out of time here.
Neil Penderson: Who's Myrtle Vartanian?
Laurie: Myrtle is one of our more experienced employees who was unfortunately let go due to performance issues.
Jeff: Except it wasn't because of performance issues.
Neil Penderson: Oh! Jeff Sutton! Well, of course I remember you. Always drinking tea.
Jeff: Yes! Jeff Sutton, that's me.
Amy: What is this? What's happening?
Jonah: It's not good.

Neil Penderson: Myrtle.
Jeff: Yeah! Myrtle was an employee here, and...
Neil Penderson: You know what? If I could ever persuade you to come back to Cloud 9, we could definitely use a guy like you in Chicago.
Jeff: Chicago? Hmm. Wow.
Amy: No, Jeff, no, no, no, no.
Jonah: Yep.
Neil Penderson: Anyway, you know what, I'm sorry. I interrupted you, didn't I? What were you saying about Myrtle?
Jeff: Myrtle was a gang member, and that's the reason we had to let her go.
Dina: That's why you never trust a Jeff.

Amy: What a weasel!
Jonah: Jeff or Neil?
Amy: Jeff! And Neil! And Laurie, too. Just a whole company of weasels.
Jeff: Yeah.
Amy: And you know what the worst part is?
Jeff: Myrtle?
Amy: Yeah, of course, Myrtle. You know what the second worst part is?
Jeff: Huh?
Amy: That I was stupid enough to think something might actually work out in this store.
Jonah: I always kind of feel like things are going to work out.
Amy: Yeah, you do, don't you? What's wrong with you?

Jeff: Look, I know how this promotion might look, but believe me when I tell you this is a good thing for all of us.
Dina: How is you selling out good for us?
Jeff: Because now you have a man on the inside, at the top. The inside top, that's where you want to be.
Cheyenne: So, now you're going to use your power to help Myrtle get her job back?
Jeff: Exactly. Probably. I mean, we don't want to rock the boat too much at first. Guys, we're playing the long game here. I will see you at home. Great job today!

Glenn: I hope he enjoys his job with CEO Neil Farterson. 'Cause he farted.

Jonah: Hey. So are we okay?
Amy: Look... Uh, why don't we just start over?
Jonah: Fresh start?
Amy: Fresh start. All right, so... [Jonah kisses Amy]

Amy: Oh, my God. How many buttons do you have?
Jonah: A lot.

Jonah: Wait, do I need a...
Amy: No, I'm already pregnant.
Jonah: Oh, right, that's awesome.
Amy: Yeah!
Jonah: Great.