Glenn: Do you know how many countries we have stores in? China, France, India, Mexico. That's most of the Small World ride.
Garrett: Yeah, but the only people who are going to see it are Cloud 9 employees and the customers that happen to be there.
Glenn: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Garrett: And even if there's, like, a hundred people watching in each store, how many stores are there world-wide?
Glenn: I don't know, maybe 1,800.
Garrett: Right, so that's like only 180,000 people. Which is actually a large number of people.
Glenn: You're not helping.

Amy: Thank you for meeting with us.
Jeff: Yeah, well, that's the beauty of the ride-share game. I go where I want when I want. I meet tons of new people and I get to listen to what's on their Spotify, and I love it, and I'm really, really loving it.
Amy: Cool. That's cool.

Amy: Can we talk about Myrtle?
Jeff: Yes. I'm sorry, okay, so, um... There was a mandate to write up any employee over the age of 70 to give us a pretext for firing them, okay? It didn't matter for what. I once wrote Myrtle up for wearing gang colors, and I know she's not a Crip.
Amy: Why would they do that?
Jonah: Old people are slower, they have higher medical costs.
Amy: I was asking Jeff.
Jeff: Um... that.
Amy: So, what you're saying is Myrtle is now out there collecting cans for coins because you needed to increase the bottom line.
Jeff: Look, that's just the corporate culture over there. It's the mindset. Anything is justified as long as it saves a dollar. Believe me, if there was something I could do to change that, I would.
Amy: Well, maybe there is.

Jonah: So, you know how they're going to live-stream the town hall meeting to the entire company? Okay, so we're going to sneak Jeff into that meeting.
Amy: And then, he's going to stand up in front of the CEO, and the cameras, and say why Myrtle was really fired.
Dina: Wait, you're asking us to sign on for a plan where Jeff is the key? I mean, if it was any guy named Jeff I'd be skeptical, but he's not even one of the top Jeffs.
Jeff: [on speaker phone] I'm right here, guys. I'm on the phone.
Dina: I stand by what I said.

Sandra: Couldn't they just say Jeff is lying?
Amy: Yes, except that an e-mail went around listing all the employees over 70 and how much money the company would save if they were fired.
Jeff: [on speaker phone] I don't have access to the corporate server anymore, but Laurie would on her phone.
Amy: Bam, there's our proof.
Mateo: And how are you going to get her e-mail?
Amy: That is the part that we have not figured out.
Garrett: Okay, well, then I assume you've figured out how to get Jeff past security or what to do if Laurie or Neil recognize him. Or how you're going to handle them turning off the cameras once Jeff starts speaking.
Jonah: So those are the other parts that we also haven't figured out yet.
Garrett: Mm, solid plan.

Glenn: I have to ask, is this the best day to make waves? Because I have to speak in front of everyone on the planet.
Marcus: Yeah, and do we even want Myrtle back? I mean, she kind of sucked.
Myrtle: [on speaker phone] Did someone say my name?
Dina: Could you just tell us ahead of time who all's on the phone?

Jeff: So are you sure being stuffed in a box in Styrofoam is safe?
Dina: Yeah, it's totally safe. They've done studies.
Jeff: What kind of studies? [seals box]
Dina: Okay, I'm going to chat up the security guard to distract him while you drive the forklift into the store.
Sandra: Um, I don't know how to drive a forklift. Maybe you could do it and I could talk to the guard?
Dina: You have zero charisma. How are you possibly going to chat up a guard?
Jeff: [o.s.] I'm a little worried I might run out of oxygen in here.
Dina: On it. [stabs holes in box]
Jeff: [o.s.] Hey! No! Wait! Ahh!
Dina: There's your air holes, princess.
Jeff: Thank you.

Amy: Hey, Laurie. Um, I made up this seating chart for the meeting today. I was going to do it in height order but then it got really female heavy in...
Laurie: None of this matters. I don't care where people sit.
Amy: Okay wait, I have another question for you. Uh... Are you a lesbian?

Amy: Just 'cause you were golfing with another woman. I mean, not that two women can't go golfing together. It just sort of felt like there was a little bit of a thing going on between the two of you. Anyway, if you're single, my veterinarian just broke up with her girlfriend and, um, you know... there is that.

Amy: She's really pretty. I mean, at least I think so. I don't really know what your type is. But we haven't really quite established whether or not you are a lesbian, 'cause you're just staring at me. This is a conversation. You can jump right in. The water's warm. You know what, this is none of my business.
Laurie: Yeah, not really.
Amy: You know what, my daughter's principal just came out, so that's another option. Just, back of mind.