‘Super Hot Store’
Season 2, Episode 15 - Aired February 16, 2017
Tension rises as the heating system breaks leading to a sweltering store in the middle of February.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: I don't know. I can't decide. Should we go London, Atlantis, Hong Kong... right, it's...
Cheyenne: Uh-huh.
Glenn: And then... or London, Hong Kong, Atlantis?
Cheyenne: Uh, yeah.
Glenn: It's confusing.
Quote from Glenn
Cheyenne: I really wanted us to travel the world together, but I-I feel like the store needs you.
Glenn: Yeah, it does.
Cheyenne: Yeah.
Glenn: Mm-hmm. When you get to Macau, you buy yourself some McNoodles, kiddo.
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Guys. Guys, come on. I know it's hot in here, but let's breathe. Let's have some patience for one another.
Jonah: Yeah, you know, the heat makes us all act irrationally, you know, I mean...
Dina: If your face stays where it is, it's gonna get punched.
Jonah: I was just saying...
Garrett: Punched.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on the phone] Yeah, so anyway, the heat's really blasting away over here, and since you guys set the temperatures, I was hoping you could turn it off.
Woman: No problem. I can help you with that.
Glenn: Thank you.
Woman: And my computer says you're at 66 degrees, so that's perfect.
Glenn: Well... well, no. Maybe your computer's not working, 'cause I can assure you it is extremely warm in the store.
Woman: Mm-hmm, yeah. In my experience, computers don't make the mistakes. People do. I'm just gonna put a note on here that says "manager error."
Glenn: It is not an error. I know what hot is, and I am very, very hot.
Woman: I'm sure you are. Please hold.
Glenn: What...
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: Hey, Glenn, I just wanted to check on the ETA of... Ooh, it is pleasant as hell in here.
Glenn: Well, yeah, I had to turn on the AC... in February! Can you believe that? I'm trying to get them to fix it, but, my God, these people!
Garrett: So while everybody's out there boiling in the heat, you just sitting in here in your ivory ice tower?
Glenn: I'm doing everything I can.
Garrett: Are you? 'Cause your people are counting on you. So maybe this isn't about asking for help. Maybe this is about...
Glenn: [checks watch] 11:35?
Garrett: Keep guessing.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Ugh, can you stay on your side? You're getting your gross guy heat all over me.
Mateo: Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Is this helping?
Cheyenne: No!
Mateo: You like that?
Cheyenne: It's worse! It's grosser!
Mateo: Oh, my God, you are such a drama queen.
Cheyenne: You're disgusting.
Quote from Amy
Man: I am really sorry. I just thought leather pants would look cool. I didn't realize they'd stick to sweaty legs.
Amy: It's fine. It's not real leather anyway. It's made out of recycled soda bottles.
Quote from Amy
Mateo: Would it help if I just cleaned it up? 'Cause I really, really want to clean it up. Like, really.
Amy: Do not touch this spill.
Mateo: Okay, leaving it to fester.
Jonah: You know what? Maybe let's just let this one go, you know? Because the... the heat. And also, maybe the heat is causing, like, a number of us to act in ways that seem a little, I don't know, uh, overboard.
Amy: So what are you saying? We should let Marcus off the hook because it's hot?
Jonah: No. No. No. It's just... remembering that all of us are in the hot store, you know? Including me, Mateo, you.
Amy: Yeah, I know, and we're staying cool as [bleep] cucumbers.
Jonah: Okay.
[Mateo is about to clean the floor]
Amy: Mateo! [Mateo drops the mop] What is wrong with people today?
Quote from Dina
Garrett: [clicks pen repeatedly]
Dina: Yep, that pen still clicks.
Garrett: Oh, I'm sorry. Am I bugging you?
Dina: Oh, it's not your fault. You're just an annoying person.
Garrett: Look, let's be adults and just not talk.
Dina: Fine with me.
Garrett: You remember that time we had sex?
Dina: What the hell? Take off your pants.