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Super Hot Store

‘Super Hot Store’

Season 2, Episode 15 -  Aired February 16, 2017

Tension rises as the heating system breaks leading to a sweltering store in the middle of February.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Whoa! What a view! Now I get why Brett's always trying to make me come up here and smoke out with him.


Quote from Mateo

Amy: Okay, so... you may have heard that we had an incident. We had to let Marcus go.
Sandra: What? Are you allowed to fire people?
Amy: That's unclear. Probably. I don't know. He seemed to think so. Anyway, the rest of the warehouse walked out in solidarity with him.
Jonah: Yeah. They're surprisingly loyal. Apparently he promised them he was ushering in a new era, so...
Amy: So we are going to unload this truck.
Mateo: Do we even know how to unload a truck? Because I came back here once when they were doing it, and it is very elaborate and choreographed. I mean, it was poppin'. It was hummin'. It was like boom! Boom! Shabam! Boom, boom! Alakazam! Sha-pow!

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Guys, it's fine, okay? I've got the manual, so, you know, all we need, really, are two people throwing the truck, one pushing the line, one on bulk transition, two pulling pallets, three pre-pushing HBA, and one person bowling C and D.
Amy: Okay, so that sounds great. Let's do that.

Quote from Dina

Mateo: [knocks on door] Glenn? I need to talk to you. I think the heat may be getting to Jonah and Amy. They may have gone... and I try not to use this term... cray-cray. They've gone cray-cray. They're both cray-cray! Hello!
Garrett: All right, let's just go...
Dina: Shh! It could be a fake walk-away. He's probably still listening.
Garrett: Why would he do a fake walk-away?
Dina: I always do a fake-out walk-away. Then I can hear what people are really saying about me.
Garrett: And what are they saying about you?
Dina: Oh, it's never good.

Quote from Cheyenne

Glenn: There's absolutely no reason whatsoever for me to be here. I'm just a pathetic, useless old man, apparently descended from slave traders.
Cheyenne: You're not that old. What are you, like, 40?
Glenn: 57.
Cheyenne: Holy [bleep]. Should you be up this high?

Quote from Amy

Jonah: I know this doesn't help that much, but you can really take a fall. You ever considered a career as a pro wrestler?
Amy: Actually, yes. When I was a kid, I wanted to be The Ultimate Warrior. I had the arm ribbons and everything. [Jonah laughs] I did.
Jonah: Did you have the big, poufy hair?
Amy: Yes.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Like, if you could do anything, what would you do?
Glenn: I've always wanted to travel.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Me too.
Glenn: Yeah?
Cheyenne: Yeah. Like, I hear that in some of the McDonald's in Asia, they serve spaghetti.
Glenn: No way!

Quote from Dina

Dina: Listen, I'm just saying if you put that much effort into your work...
Garrett: Can we not turn this into a job review, please?
Woman: [on line] Hello? Mr. Sturgis, are you still there?
Dina: [imitating Glenn] Uh, yes, this is Glenn Sturgis. I wear a tie with clouds on it.
Woman: Thanks for your patience. We've finally resolved the heating issue. Turns out, it was a problem with our computers. It's now been fixed, and the store should already be cooling back down.
Dina: Oh, okay, great. Hallelujah!

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Well, I guess, uh, we can go back to work.
Dina: Ugh, finally.
Garrett: Hey, uh, I normally wouldn't say this, but, uh, I had a good time having sex with you today.
Dina: Yeah. Me too. You're... good at it.
Garrett: Thanks.
Dina: Yeah. But it's, uh, not gonna happen again.
Garrett: Oh, no, definitely not.
Dina: It might, though.
Garrett: Hey, you know what? If it did, wouldn't be opposed to it.
Dina: Me too. But just... just the sex part. I find the rest of you repulsive.
Garrett: Oh, the sound of your voice makes me want to punch myself in the throat.
Dina: Yeah.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I just totally lost it. I mean, I don't have the authority to fire Marcus.
Jonah: Oh, yeah, no, we were, uh... we were out of our minds.
Amy: Ugh. We're gonna have to swallow our pride and beg him to come back.
Jonah: Oof.
Amy: Marcus, who thinks drinking water is a scam. Marcus, who once said, "Bedsheets are for losers."

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