Dina: Man, my heart rate is flying. I have not stopped moving all day. Even when I went to the bathroom. By the way, we need someone to clean up the bathroom.
Amy: Great. Let's keep up the momentum.
Dina: Got it.
Jonah: Check.
Dina: Sandra! Bathroom duty!

Dina: Come on people, get off your asses. If you've got time to talk you've got time to walk. When you sit, Bel-Ridge wins, okay? So let's move. Sandra, if you're looking for your lunch I put it up on the roof. That will give you a couple hundred extra steps. Go get 'em, tiger.
Sandra: But it's snowing, and I brought soup.
Dina: Elias, I saw one of our carts down at the gas station. I need you to walk over there and take it back.
Elias: Which gas station?
Dina: I don't remember! Check them all! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Amy: How are we still only in fifth place?
Jonah: Fifth is good, we moved up. You should be happy.
Dina: Oh, what medal do you get for fifth? Mm? None. What you get is a slap in the face and then dad makes you walk behind the car the whole way home.
Jonah: I am so sorry, Dina.

Glenn: This is just awful. What is wrong with the people over there?
Amy: This has gone too far!
Jonah: Yeah. Yeah. This is definitely overboard.
Sandra: Are we absolutely sure it was Bel-Ridge? We could check the security footage.
Dina: Sandra, they literally signed it Bel-Ridge. What more proof do you need?
Jonah: They used the wrong "you're," it's apostrophe R-E.
Marcus: Yeah, 'cause they're stupid.
Amy: Or maybe they were tired or it was dark out. Or whatever. B-but they were probably just stupid.

Amy: We should step it up in this challenge and beat them.
Isaac: Yeah, enough is enough! This just got very personal!
Glenn: Mm.
Sayid: Let's end those sons of bitches!
Marcus: Let's destroy Bel-Ridge!
Sandra: I am so sick of this [bleep]! [throws trash can] [furious screaming]
Glenn: Sandra?
Sandra: Yeah?
Glenn: Why don't you take your ten now.

Jonah: So you got up at 4:00 a.m., got spray paint and shaving cream, came all the way here to vandalize our own store, just to get people to step more?
Amy: Nope. 3:00 a.m. I had to take Parker to my parent's house. I told them that Adam had been arrested and I had to bail him out.
Dina: I played the impatient officer who kept calling Amy saying that she needed to come get him because he was exposing himself to the guards.

Glenn: I'm sending a strongly worded email to the Bel-Ridge manager about this morning. Tell me if it's too mean, okay? "Good morning, Doug" exclamation point. "I was hoping to discuss an unfortunate matter that happened at our store."
Garrett: Wow, you're really going for the jugular, huh?
Glenn: Wha- Is that too harsh?
Garrett: Is a knife through the heart too harsh?
Glenn: Yes, way too harsh!
Garrett: Well then maybe you ease into it. Flatter him a little bit. Butter him up.
Glenn: Okay, well, what do I say?

Garrett: All right, just write what I say.
Glenn: Thank you.
Garrett: "Dear Doug, I think about you all the time."
Glenn: Oh, that is nice.
Garrett: Yeah. "The other day I was at the mall and I saw a jacket and thought, 'Doug would look really great in that.'"
Glenn: Yeah, but we're going to talk about the vandalism, right?
Garrett: Oh, yeah. Oh, we're going to dive right into it. "Have you heard the new Adele song?"

Isaac: You don't think wait, do you think Bel-Ridge could have messed with it last night?
Sandra: No... I mean, maybe. It wasn't broken yesterday, and it is broken today.
Amy: I wouldn't be surprised. Those guys will stoop to literally anything.
Marcus: Oh, my God. I brought a girl back to my place last night and after I fell asleep she stole all my stuff. Could Bel-Ridge have gotten to her?
Amy: Yeah. That has Bel-Ridge written all over it.
Isaac: I relapsed and started taking Vicodin last night.
Amy: Well, you know what I like to do when I'm that angry? I like to take all that anger and turn it into pure raw leg energy. Just stomp it out. Try it. Ugh. Just stick it to Bel-Ridge, you know? Step it out. There you go. Keep going.
Isaac: Oh, wow. When I came to this morning, somebody from Bel-Ridge had thrown up all over my entire body.
Marcus: I can't believe nothing is our fault.

Glenn: Someone broke into their break room and covered everything in hot deer urine. The smell was so bad they had to burn their couches.
Garrett: I got a question. How did they know it was deer urine and also hot?
Glenn: Well, apparently the vandals left a note next to a Super Soaker they used. No one here was involved, right?
Marcus: Uh, no. We totally didn't cover their entire break room in steaming hot deer urine.
Glenn: Okay, it's not that I think that you're lying, but your tone and your phrasing are really weird.
Dina: Glenn, come on. Obviously they did it. Marcus is always bragging about his Super Soaker collection.
Marcus: Whatever, Bel-Ridge started it.