Glenn: Congratulations, Jonah! [applause] Yeah! So, uh, if you, uh, see us on the jumbotron, this is how that happened.
Garrett: You know what, I'm worried about traffic. Maybe you guys should head down there early, and make a day out of it.
Amy: Yeah.
Glenn: That's a great idea.

Glenn: No, nobody else is going. Jonah won, so Jonah's coming with me.
Jonah: No, Glenn, I did... I didn't win. I... somebody else should...
Glenn: No, you won.
Jonah: No, I didn't win... I clearly...
Glenn: Fair and square.
Jonah: But I can't do it, Glenn.
Glenn: No, you... I'm sure you can move stuff around.
Jonah: I'm completely booked up, and then I can't. I can't go.
Glenn: Winners go, losers don't go.
Jonah: Glenn, I don't wanna hang out with you.

Tate: All right, looks like I'm in. Oh, one condition, uh, if I catch a foul ball, I'm not giving it to a kid.
Dina: I respect that.

Jonah: Glenn, I, uh... I get that you felt weird about me dating Kristen, and... I don't know... I guess I just thought if we spent some time together, maybe I could win you over.
Glenn: I get it. It's tricky. I mean, you're dating my daughter, and I'm a strong alpha.
Jonah: No, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Glenn: But please, from now on, just be honest with me.
Jonah: Absolutely. You have my word.
Glenn: Okay. Hey, did Kristen sleep over at your apartment last night?
Jonah: No, we met for breakfast at 4:00 a.m. at a gas station.
Glenn: Thanks, that's what I thought.

Amy: Even if we never find out who she is, isn't it nice to know that at least one person who worked here didn't end up on drugs, or in prison, or fused to a couch?
Garrett: Mm, the future is bright.
Amy: Yep, I can smell the French press coffee now.
Garrett: Eh, why wait? Don't we sell one of those French presses here in the store? [off Amy's look] What?
[later:]
Amy: She's a Cloud 9 model.
Garrett: Yep. You still want to pick up the French press?
Amy: Nope.
Garrett: You know, I do think I have seen that woman naked, though.
Amy: Yeah, you think you've seen everyone naked.