Dina: Hey, no one's allowed in here.
Bo: Yeah, I got... I got lost and stuff, so... Oh, hey, this is, like, real badass, you know. This is like CTU headquarters or something. You're like Jack Bauer, you know what I'm saying?
Dina: [chuckles] I don't know that I could actually do everything that he... You know what? No. Accept the compliment. Thank you.
Bo: Yeah, you got a tough job, for real. You know, there's, like, a lot of dangerous people out there. You got gang bangers running around, Slender Man. Whoa, oh, where is he? You know what I'm saying? Oh, ISISes.
Dina: I worry about ISIS all the time. You know, people spend so much time watching the coasts. You know where they're gonna strike first? Right here in the heartland.

Jonah: 11 Mississippi, 12 Mississippi, 13. Uh, he says to count to 13. He likes it more as a slurry.

Garrett: [to Jonah] The tie just makes me so happy, man. I mean, it's like you're a little, tiny businessman.

Garrett: Okay, that tree outside the window... it's a sycamore tree.
Amy: Great, now all we need to know is where sycamore trees grow.
Garrett: Okay, sycamores... they grow in the Southern parts of Missouri.
Amy: Missouri.
Garrett: Large swaths of the Eastern Seaboard. There's no sycamores on the West Coast.
Amy: Okay...
Garrett: Except for Washington state. And there's a large group of them in Australia.
Amy: We got nothing. I don't get it. Where do we know her from?

Mateo: Which one goes where?
Sandra: I don't know. I couldn't find the reference photos.
Mateo: Did you check up your butt?
Sandra: No.

Cheyenne: Hey, Dina. How are things going with Bo? Uh, is he doing okay?
Dina: Doing okay? He's a surv-head. Sorry, surveillance head. I forgot you weren't a surv-head.
Cheyenne: Oh. Okay. Um, but is he, like, acting a little weird around you?
Dina: You mean how he wants to have sex with me?
Cheyenne: Uh...
Dina: Listen, relax, okay? I'm not interested. Not enough body hair. He looks like a newborn mouse.
Cheyenne: Oh... okay, good.
Dina: You should really have a little more trust in your man.
Cheyenne: Yeah. You're right. I should trust him. Thanks.
Dina: And listen, if he masturbates to me on his lunch break, that's his business, okay? It's not my fault.

Glenn: So corporate sent me two tickets to this weekend's Cardinals game, so I'm gonna pick one employee to go with me... completely at random. So all your names are in here, and it's time to pick now.
Sandra: Is it Saturday or Sunday, 'cause I-I actually have...
Glenn: It doesn't matter, Sandra.
Sandra: I'm cremating my dog.

Amy: Wow, someone just never picked up their photos. What do we do? Do we just toss them?
Garrett: Uh, well, first, we look for any naked pictures, and I will be doing that. Dressed, dressed...

Garrett: Oh, here we go. Nope, that's just two peaches.

Amy: Jonah, relax. Glenn likes you.
Jonah: Yeah, but he doesn't seemed jazzed, you know. I want him... I want him to be jazzed.
Amy: Just stop trying so hard. Eventually, he'll be... I'm not gonna say jazzed. He's... he's gonna be fine with it.