‘Spokesman Scandal’
Season 2, Episode 5 - Aired October 13, 2016
Glenn questions his judgement after the Cloud 9 spokesman is arrested. Amy and Jonah challenge each other to a series of dares. Meanwhile, Cheyenne is annoying her co-workers with baby talk.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: Umm... Do you think I could have your number?
Mateo: My number? Sure, you can have my number. It's 314...
Jeff: Mm-hmm.
Mateo: 982.
Jeff: Got it. Employee number 314982 is getting a letter of commendation in his file.
Mateo: Oh.
Jeff: For cleaning up the vomit.
Mateo: Yeah.
Jeff: You are a good vomit mopper.
Garrett: Damn. It is getting steamy in here.
Quote from Jonah
Jeff: Hey, guys.
Jonah: Hey, Jeff.
Amy: Hi, Jeff.
Jeff: What are you doing?
Amy: Product testing.
Jonah: Product testing.
Jeff: Okay.
Jonah: Bye, Jeff.
Quote from Dina
Glenn: Hey, how's it going?
Dina: Great. We get the results tomorrow and I'll call everyone who's fired. Actually, I'll just call those who aren't fired. It'll save me some time.
Glenn: No, I don't want to start firing people. Okay, look, maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
Dina: Look, I get it. You love these people. I do too, but we told them there would be a urine test, so we have to follow through on this or they won't respect us.
Glenn: I... I don't believe that's true.
Dina: It is true. They'll think we're weak and they'll think we're liars. Is that who we are? Huh? Are we weak liars?
Glenn: No, we're strong truth tellers.
Dina: Heck yeah we are. Pep up. The lab comes at 5:00. [a customer grabs a sample jar] You know that's human urine, right? Suit yourself.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Dina, cancel the tests. The golf club is here.
Dina: What are you talking about?
Glenn: I'll tell you what I'm talking about. We... [pours samples down the sink]
Dina: Whoa, whoa!
Glenn: Don't... need... these... anymore.
Dina: My coffee cup's in there.
Glenn: Yes, it is.
Quote from Jonah
[Jonah walks out naked under his Cloud 9 smock]
Jonah: Hey. How's it going? Good to see you. Good afternoon. It is cold in here, isn't it? They crank that A/C up. I need a drink myself. Hi. Good afternoon. Hey. Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might a-get it.
Adam: Oh, hey, man.
Jonah: Oh, hey, Adam. What... how's it... what's... what's going on, man?
Amy: Adam just came to pick me up.
Jonah: Yeah, me too. I mean, I'm going as well. It's the end of the day. I'm tired myself. Yeah, I get it. I was just... just coming to say good-bye. Um... I'll catch you on the flip side, all right, bro? It's good to see you. Okay.
[Jonah turns around and walks back with his rear end showing]
Adam: So... what was that about?
Amy: Um... nothing. He's just weird.
Adam: Oh, we should set him up with your brother.