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Secret Shopper

‘Secret Shopper’

Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired January 18, 2016

The Cloud 9 staff are on their best behavior when they expect a secret shopper to visit the store. Meanwhile, Amy gets competitive with Jonah after he talks up his perfect test score.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: I don't understand what's gotten into you. You're just lucky that Jonah doesn't take these kinds of things personally.
Amy: Jonah?
Glenn: Do you know what he said to me when I asked him if he was going to fire you? He said, "I can't do that."
Amy: 'Cause he can't. I'm his boss.
Glenn: Oh, right. You are saying something that is true to you. Oh, sorry. [answers phone] Yeah? Sweetie, great news. I'm getting a raise! There'll be money for the houseboat and for your mom's surgery.
Amy: Hey, Glenn?
Glenn: Hmm?
Amy: Can I get back to work?
Glenn: Yeah. Just play nice with Jonah. Unless you want to spend the rest of your day doing backbreaking work in the stockroom.


Quote from Amy

Jonah: Oh. Hey, so, uh... Things got a little out of hand back there.
Amy: Yeah. Is this your way of apologizing?
Jonah: No, that was me giving you the chance to apologize to me.
Amy: Oh. Okay, thank you. Um, is there anything else I can help you with?
Jonah: We're out of Nosey the Anteater. It's a plush toy...
Amy: Yeah, I know who Nosey is. I'll get him. [climbs into forklift]
Jonah: Do you, um... do you need a hand...
Amy: No, no. No. No, thank you. I know how to operate a forklift. It's just been a while, and I don't remember there being so many levers. Why are they always improving things?
Jonah: Are you sure you don't want any help? Because I've been studying the manual for my certification.
Amy: Oh, that's great, but, you know, sometimes you can memorize a textbook for something and still not know how to do it in real life, so...
Jonah: Okay. Have at it.
Amy: [backs into some boxes] Oh! Okay, Ace, why don't you give it a shot?

Quote from Glenn

Jonah: So what does this mean for us?
Glenn: Well, luckily, we still scored pretty well compared to Richmond Heights. Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Shh, shh, shh, shh. This is my favorite part.
Woman: [on TV] What? What's wrong with you?
Dina: [on TV] I know a camera when I see a camera. Come on!
Woman: [on TV] You're crazy.
Dina: Man, the camera loves me.

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