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Sal's Dead

‘Sal's Dead’

Season 3, Episode 5 -  Aired October 26, 2017

A dead body is discovered in the store on Halloween, sending Glenn into a panic. Meanwhile, Amy plays about with a dating app on Jonah's phone.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: In 2012 you went to...?
Mateo: Thailand.
Cheyenne: In 2013 you went to...?
Mateo: Thailand.
Cheyenne: In 2014...
Mateo: It's Thailand. I've only been to Thailand.
Cheyenne: Good job.


Quote from Dina

Costumed Man: Where's the hummus?
Dina: There you are. We've been waiting for you.
Costumed Man: For me?
Dina: Yeah. Come on. So crazy about Shoeland.
Costumed Man: Shoeland?
Dina: Wow, already onto the next one, huh?

Quote from Dina

Dina: I don't know why you don't have a gurney.
Costumed Man: Yeah, I was gonna get one, but they're like a hundred bucks.
Dina: Ah, budget cuts. Thank you, Governor Greitens. [scoffs]
Costumed Man: So where am I supposed to put thing?
Glenn: Well, where you normally put it.
Costumed Man: I guess I could put it on my lawn.
Glenn: I guess.
Woman: Chuck, what are you doing? Did you get the hummus?
Glenn: Hummus?
Both: Put the body down!

Quote from Dina

Dina: Sorry about the questioning. Just had to make sure you were real coroners, and not just here for hummus or something.
Coroner: Sure, yeah.
Dina: Well, here we are.
Coroner: And you didn't touch the body?
Dina: Absolutely not.
Skeleton Toy: [male voice] Hey, buddy, want some ribs?

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