Marcus Quote #352
Quote from Marcus in Prize Wheel
Man: Does this come in any other colors?
Marcus: No idea. I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew squeeze into this bad boy. Keep it between us, though. My boss doesn't want me talking about him. Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him while I secretly watch?
Man: Uh, I... I'm not gonna do that.
Marcus: Please, I need this. He's so fat.
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Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
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Mateo: Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, what's the max?
Mateo: There's no... You just keep on walking.
Cheyenne: Like, unlimited?
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Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.