Cheyenne Quote #278
Quote from Cheyenne in California (Part 1)
Mateo: Chey, this is really bad.
Cheyenne: Well, it's all your fault! You're supposed to be the responsible adult who talks me out of doing dumb stuff.
Mateo: You said my ideas were lame!
Cheyenne: They were, but mine were, like, too good. Maybe it'll be okay though. Wait, is there a thing where if you promise something to someone and they pay for it, you have to give them the thing that you said?
Mateo: Yes.
Cheyenne: But, like, legally?
Mateo: Yes.
Cheyenne: Oh, dang. I was hoping no.
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‘California (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Yeah, I will, although I'll have to check with Amy because I'm not sure the new shipment came in last night.
Dina: Well, Amy is at the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back.
Dina: From the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yep.
Dina: 'Cause that's where she is.
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Dina: They're checking her out for a dead spot.
Jonah: What?
Dina: Yeah. Right eye, 10 degrees off center, about the size of a baseball, she said.
Jonah: Wow, that's a lot of detail.
Dina: It is, and I bet you're wondering why she hasn't mentioned it. It's because she doesn't want you to worry.
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Dina: Yeah. You know, because if the dead spot gets worse, and let's be honest, it will, you're gonna be the person taking care of her. Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean. Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful. Like a Nicholas Sparks novel. I'm excited about that for you.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt when you get a chance? Apparently, every country in Europe gets a shot now.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something and promise not to freak out?
Mateo: No.
Cheyenne: Uh-huh. Okay, so if 500 people bought tickets to my party, how many do you think will actually show up? Probably, like, 30, right?
Mateo: You sold 500 tickets?
Cheyenne: My friend Chloe reposted it, so it really took off in the foot fetish community.