Sandra Quote #202
Quote from Sandra in California (Part 1)
Sandra: It's Easter fever at our place right now. Jerry's been practicing his finding skills for the egg hunt. He's... he's getting there.
Justine: Being newlyweds sounds so fun. You must be doing it all the time.
Sandra: Uh-huh.
Sayid: All that sex and no baby. When's Jerry gonna put the bun in the uterus?
Sandra: Fair question, but actually, when we're ready, we're gonna adopt. There's so many kids out there who need homes. Plus, we love our cat, and we adopted her.
Garrett: Right, as opposed to birthing her yourself.
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‘California (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Jonah: Yeah, I will, although I'll have to check with Amy because I'm not sure the new shipment came in last night.
Dina: Well, Amy is at the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back.
Dina: From the eye doctor.
Jonah: Yep.
Dina: 'Cause that's where she is.
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Dina: They're checking her out for a dead spot.
Jonah: What?
Dina: Yeah. Right eye, 10 degrees off center, about the size of a baseball, she said.
Jonah: Wow, that's a lot of detail.
Dina: It is, and I bet you're wondering why she hasn't mentioned it. It's because she doesn't want you to worry.
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Dina: Yeah. You know, because if the dead spot gets worse, and let's be honest, it will, you're gonna be the person taking care of her. Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean. Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful. Like a Nicholas Sparks novel. I'm excited about that for you.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt when you get a chance? Apparently, every country in Europe gets a shot now.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something and promise not to freak out?
Mateo: No.
Cheyenne: Uh-huh. Okay, so if 500 people bought tickets to my party, how many do you think will actually show up? Probably, like, 30, right?
Mateo: You sold 500 tickets?
Cheyenne: My friend Chloe reposted it, so it really took off in the foot fetish community.