Justine Quote #65

Quote from Justine in Playdate

Dina: Mateo, could you give me a hand? It's a dating thing, and you're the only person here in a functional relationship. [Justine exhales] Justine, I'm gonna stop you right there. Just because you send money to a man in Ghana does not make him your boyfriend.
Justine: Relationship status... "it's complicated."
Dina: It's really not.

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 ‘Playdate’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!

Quote from Justine

Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.

 Justine Quotes

Quote from Tornado

Carol: I think we should fire the sluts.
Justine: I hope not all of us sluts.
Dina: You're not a slut, Justine. Stop trying to seem interesting.

Quote from Self-Care

Marcus: She is! She's sleeping.
Jonah: Guys, okay, look. She's been working very hard.
Justine: Unlike us? I haven't stopped working since my shift started.
Jonah: Yeah, that's... That's kind of the deal.