Janet Quote #13
Quote from Janet in Zephra Cares
Glenn: What, don't you think it's nice that someone helped out Cheyenne?
Janet: Oh, yeah, but where's my guardian angel? I've got two kids and an underwater mortgage.
Justine: And my heat broke, so I have to stay with friends. I have lots of offers, but if anyone wants to throw their hat into the ring.
Glenn: Wow, looks like lots of folks are having a rough time, huh?
Janet: Yeah, but it figures only Cheyenne would get a care package. I bet this guardian angel is just some sort of pervert.
Glenn: What? No! I mean, unless you mean a pervert for giving.
Janet: I mean a pervert for pervin'. [Glenn gasps]
Cheyenne: Guys, I'm sure the guardian angel is gonna give everyone a care package. Otherwise, it's just unfair.
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.