Mateo Quote #348
Quote from Mateo in Employee App
Amy: For anyone who hasn't already downloaded the Zephra employee app, you need to. There's a bunch of cool features. For one, you get points for helping customers...
Mateo: Ooh, I want points.
Cheyenne: Ooh, me too.
Jonah: What do points do?
Mateo: Looks like ten points get you a badge, and ten badges get you a banner.
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Jonah: And what do banners get you?
Mateo: I don't know, Jonah, the moon. God, ten times a day with this guy. "What do banners get you?"
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