Garrett Quote #427

Quote from Garrett in Cereal Bar

Glenn: Is everything okay?
Garrett: Yeah, no, I... Things are just really hard right now. I'm feeling a lot of mental distress.
Glenn: Oh, really? I'm... Well, I'm so sorry. What's going on?
Garrett: Just so much. Unfortunately, as my supervisor, you're not allowed to ask.
Glenn: Well, is there anything I can do?
Garrett: I mean, I guess you could grab the Zephra corporate guidelines and look up what it says under "Employee Mental Distress"?
Glenn: Yeah, okay. All right, look. You stay right here. I'm gonna be right back.
Garrett: Thank you. Page 43. Just a guess.

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Quote from Glenn

Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.

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Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.

Quote from Glenn

Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.