Dina Quote #617
Quote from Dina in Sandra's Wedding
Amy: But you're not some kind of nerd like Glenn. You're just going to find your speech in, like, the moment, right?
Dina: No, sir. I take my maid of honor duties very seriously. So I've rehearsed it down to the syllable. I know exactly where I'm going to... [sniffles] almost start to cry. And where I'm going to... [chortles] Get myself a little bit with my own joke. And then I'm going to bring it home with a series... of meaningful... pauses.
Garrett: So you have thought about it. All right.
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Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.