Cheyenne Quote #259

Quote from Cheyenne in Sandra's Wedding

Cheyenne: He's great. Yeah, he's so nice.
Mateo: I know, we're working on getting him to talk trash about people.
Cheyenne: Yeah, it just takes practice. He'll be a nasty bitch real soon.
Mateo: Thanks. [chuckles] I was a little worried, you know, inviting him to a wedding this early on. But then I thought it'd be weirder not to bring him.
Cheyenne: Totally, that's how it was for me and Bo at homecoming. But then we just did a bunch of whip-its in the DJ's van, and it was great.
Mateo: I say this with love... it's crazy you haven't been murdered.
Cheyenne: I know.

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 ‘Sandra's Wedding’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.