Sandra Quote #162
Quote from Sandra in Curbside Pickup
Sandra: Garrett, guess what? We sold another one of those VRs.
Garrett: What? No way! Hold up. Barbecue chips? Takis? Dill pickle-flavored almonds? This dude gets it.
Sandra: You should meet him.
[later:]
Sandra: Oh, my God. This was Jerry's order?
Garrett: Yep, I'm sure you had no idea.
Jerry: Hey, sweetie. Hey, Garrett. I'm here to pick up my video game.
Garrett: Your video game? Do you have any idea what you just bought? That's state-of-the-art wireless VR.
Jerry: Cool. I learn so much from you.
Sandra: Hey, Garrett, maybe you could help Jerry set this up, and then if you wanted to play for a while, I'd cover you and you could get to know each other better. You know, since you're his best man. That all just occurred to me. [horn honks] [dogs bark]
Garrett: You know, I've left work for less. Let's go.
Superstore Quotes
‘Curbside Pickup’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.