Glenn Quote #573
Quote from Glenn in Curbside Pickup
Jonah: We need more help.
Dina: Ugh, fine. Be babies. Sturgis, you're in.
Glenn: Glenn Sturgis? On curbside pickup?
Dina: No, you're gonna stand outside and apologize to customers when these two can't hack it.
Jonah: What?
Glenn: So my job is to stand outside on a crisp fall day and apologize? These are all my favorite things! [to customer] I am so sorry. [runs off]
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Quote from Cheyenne
Jonah: Cheyenne, what are you doing? Get a... Get a cart.
Cheyenne: No, there's no time. The orders just keep coming. I had to pee for two hours, and now I don't anymore. Where did the pee go, Jonah?
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Hey, if any of you curbside folks want to trade places, I'd be happy to work outside today. It's a nice fall day out there.
Dina: Fascinating. You're inside on checkouts.
Glenn: That's fine because it's fall inside too.
Dina: Not true.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Okay, come on, let's go! These orders are piling up. Jonah, your last order took 33 minutes. Quick math lesson: That's more than 30.
Jonah: Dina, some of these orders are insane. One of them just said, "Retirement gift for my dad. Don't be afraid to get creative."
Cheyenne: Yeah, it's been so crazy, I haven't even been able to go on Instagram. Corona thought I was dead.