Cheyenne Quote #339
Quote from Cheyenne in Toy Drive
Cheyenne: I'm sorry, Garrett, but she ghosted you.
Garrett: What? No she didn't.
Cheyenne: Look at all those unanswered texts. Trust me. You know how, like, sometimes, you have a fish, but then, like, you decide that you don't want a fish anymore, so you just stop feeding it and put it in the closet? That's what she's doing to you.
Garrett: No, things are good. I mean, she had to reschedule our last date because her aunt got sick, and so I just figure she's busy dealing with that right now.
Cheyenne: Oh, Garrett. Girls never have aunts.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
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