Sandra Quote #157
Quote from Sandra in Toy Drive
Glenn: Check it out, I've already got my official ordination license from 5-minute-minister.net.
Sandra: Oh, cool.
Jerry: Got your name and everything.
Glenn: Now, first, I need to get to know you better as a couple. So how would you describe your relationship?
Sandra: It's really nice. Right?
Jerry: Yeah, it's nice.
Glenn: Nice, nice. Okay. And, Sandra, what do you really like about Jerry?
Sandra: Well, let's see. I guess it's probably how nice he is.
Glenn: Okay, got it. I'll just underline nice. Now, Jerry, what do you like about Sandra?
Jerry: She's great.
Sandra: Aww.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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