Dina Quote #586
Dina: Hey, so what's the latest with Operation Make Colleen Fall in Love With You and Then Dump Her to Ruin Her Life Forever?
Garrett: Well, she's been pretty busy, so I actually haven't seen her in a couple weeks.
Dina: Oh, okay, well, let me know when you're gonna dump her because I wanna be there.
Garrett: Mm-hmm.
Dina: I'm thinking maybe, I don't know, a two-way mirror, or I cut some holes in a newspaper. We'll figure it out on the day.
Garrett: Okay.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, this week, enjoy 20% off our nontoxic, organic cotton pillows. Also enjoy wondering what we put in the other pillows.