Cheyenne Quote #236
Quote from Cheyenne in Toy Drive
Cheyenne: Colleen's gonna be so jealous when you Instagram this. Look at how much better off you are without her. You're happy, totally jacked.
Garrett: Yeah, just traveling the world shirtless.
Cheyenne: She's gonna feel so sorry she dumped you.
Garrett: If she dumped me.
Cheyenne: Garrett, no, it's over. You need to move on. You should have some rebound sex.
Garrett: No, again, nothing to rebound from, so...
Cheyenne: Oh, Carol, do you want to have sex with Garrett?
Garrett: No, no, no, no.
Carol: Uh, I'd be open to it. Colleen seems lovely.
Cheyenne: Oh, no, it would actually just be the two of you. Colleen ghosted him, so...
Garrett: Didn't get ghosted.
Cheyenne: Oh, um, I'm really just focusing on myself these days, so...
Garrett: Oh, no, okay, well, that was not a real offer, so you're not rejecting me!
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‘Toy Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
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