Mateo Quote #314
Quote from Mateo in Shoplifter Rehab
Mateo: Okay, what do you want?
Dina: I need someone to help me run my shoplifter rehab course. Eddy's usually my assistant, but ironically, he got arrested.
Mateo: Oh, I'd be good with shoplifters because I'm some sort of criminal to you, huh? Just because I have an ankle monitor, suddenly, I'm, like, the cutest boy in the Crips?
Dina: Actually, there's a lot of yelling involved, and I thought you'd be interested in that.
Mateo: Yeah, that sounds fun. I'm in.
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