Cheyenne Quote #232
Quote from Cheyenne in Trick-or-Treat
Cheyenne: Okay, Halloween question. If anyone in our store was chopping off feet...
Mateo: Glenn. Well, it's always the churchy ones who snap first.
Cheyenne: Really? What about Garrett? 'Cause, you know, he's a sneaker guy and you know where people keep their sneakers.
Dina: Glenn? Garrett? Really? Did you see those crime scene photos? That foot was a precision cut. I'm thinking a reciprocating meat saw.
Mateo: Oh, you've given this foot chopper a lot of thought.
Dina: Oh, they're not just cutting off feet. If you ask me, they're dismembering whole bodies. Sure, they're releasing the feet, but there's a trophy room somewhere with heads, hands, and select genitals. [walks off]
Cheyenne: You don't think that, uh... Yeah, no. But do you?
Mateo: What, that Dina's a serial killer? No, no. I mean, that would be insane. [chuckles] Yeah. Oh, but also kinda.
Cheyenne: Right?
Superstore Quotes
‘Trick-or-Treat’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
All: Wow.
Marcus: Hard to get in my car in this thing, but guess who's winning our costume contest?
Amy: Oh, by the way, there will be no costume contest this year.
Marcus: What?
Amy: Corporate didn't want to approve another racial sensitivity training.
Marcus: Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this.
Garrett: You're sewed into that? How are you gonna use the bathroom?
Marcus: There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... [all murmur in disgust]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
Jonah: No, really, I'm...
Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
Quote from Sayid
Jonah: Point is, we almost have enough cards signed to unionize. This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. [all cheer]
Amy: [enters] Ooh, this sounds fun. Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?
Sayid: My girlfriend made me quit.