Glenn Quote #555

Quote from Glenn in Mall Closing

Amy: Glenn, are you okay?
Glenn: We did it, Dina.
Dina: We [bleep] did it.
Glenn: I've been fighting that mall for 40 years. It undercut my dad's hardware store. It darn near took this place under. It took my youth. It took my body.
Jonah: In what sense?
Amy: I think the point is that from a business perspective, this is really good news for us.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, the death of retail... that's great news for our store.

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 ‘Mall Closing’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs.
Sandra: Those girls? They look like they're from Euphoria.
Dina: Well, they don't have to go back there. They just have to get off the chairs.
Amy: Euphoria's a show.
Dina: Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café. We can start there.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Well, I hope your kid stops hating you before the store's destroyed.
Amy: Okay, she doesn't hate me, and it's really not that bad. And... Oh, I hadn't seen what they'd done to the robot.
Dina: Always penises. Just once I'd like to see them draw a vagina. Never mind. There they are on the back. That's something.

 Glenn Sturgis Quotes

Quote from All Sales Final

Jonah: So... retirement, huh? Got any big plans?
Glenn: Yeah, I think I might finally watch The Queen's Gambit.
Jonah: Okay, so that's... seven episodes. What else?
Glenn: Well, I hadn't really thought much beyond that. Gosh, I guess there's gonna be a lot of hours to fill, huh?
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, but that's a good thing, right, Glenn? I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies.
Glenn: No, 'cause work is all I've ever known, Jonah. I mean, I started at my dad's hardware store when I was eight, and before that, I worked at the tollbooth.
Jonah: Glenn, I'm sure you're gonna be fine. I- There's gotta be something that you can do.
Glenn: Well, what if I got a 500 piece puzzle? That'd take up some time, right?
Jonah: Some.
Glenn: What, you want me to get a 1,000 piece puzzle? How much table space do you think I have, Jonah?

Quote from Conspiracy

Glenn: I'm sorry. Just... I started doing some research, and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra." I think there's some fishy business going on.
Dina: Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking? What are we talking here?
Glenn: You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. They say that it hits your brain at a certain frequency that lets them control human behavior.
Dina: You think Zephra's involved in mind control? Okay, that's enough screen time for you.
Glenn: No, it's not that I believe in mind control, but they are trying to control how we greet customers.
Dina: Glenn, enough. This is why old people shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.