Garrett Quote #385

Quote from Garrett in Employee Appreciation Day

Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers, today is Employee Appreciation Day, and all of our associates are getting free ice cream. So if you're wondering why everything's sticky, that's one of the reasons.


 ‘Employee Appreciation Day’ Quotes

Quote from Cheyenne

Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?

Quote from Sayid

Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.