Jonah Quote #415
Quote from Jonah in Employee Appreciation Day
Jonah: It's weird how Employee Appreciation Day always seems to fall right around when people are filling out their union cards.
Amy: Mm. Anyway, we're gonna have little special surprises all day long. We've got ice cream.
All: Ooh.
Amy: We've got a masseuse.
All: Ooh.
Amy: And we've got Cloud 9 Frisbees for the kids.
Jonah: And for those of you who wanna join the union, we've got collective bargaining rights, higher wages, and job security.
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