Jonah Quote #396
Quote from Jonah in Cloud Green
Amy: Last but not least, each branch is now going to have an employee "green ambassador" to promote sustainability efforts within the store. Ours is going to be Jonah, obviously.
Marcus: A-doy.
Garrett: What up, dork?
Jonah: Thank you, everyone.
Amy: Oh, you don't have to speak.
Jonah: Well, I figured as green ambassador, I should serve the badge.
Mateo: It's a button. Calm down.
Jonah: "Now is the time to act on climate change! If global temperatures rise by just half a degree more, we will be at the point of no return towards a worldwide apocalypse in less than ten years. The Obama administration is working t-" Oh, this was printed in 2009.
Marcus: Well, did we make it?
Dina: Just looked it up. No. Not even close.
Glenn: Oh, no.
Dina: Somebody should really be paying attention to this.
Superstore Quotes
‘Cloud Green’ Quotes
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Were you also the one who replaced the straws with these paper things?
Jonah: Yes.
Sayid: These have no structural integrity. Why did I even leave Syria?
Quote from Amy
Amy: So in honor of Earth Day, we'll be helping save the environment by switching to recycled toilet paper and selling The Day After Tomorrow on Blu-Ray for half off.
Garrett: That should do it.
Quote from Sandra
Dina: I'm a vegan so it's basically like driving four Priuses.
Sandra: I play a game at home where I try to use less water each week. Now I only flush my toilet when it's full.
Amy: Okay, uh, that- That was a good discussion.