Marcus Quote #388

Quote from Marcus in Blizzard

Marcus: I had just deuced in the shower.
Isaac: Ugh.
Cheyenne: Ugh.
Amy: Why?
Marcus: Okay, right, when you guys are in the shower and you have to go, you just hold it.
Amy: Yes. Yeah. That's what you do when it's a number two.
Marcus: Sure, so you don't poop in the shower every morning and stamp it down the drain with your feet? [Justine gags]
Isaac: Oh, my God.
Marcus: Okay, whatever. Screw you, snowflakes. Bunch of princesses.

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 ‘Blizzard’ Quotes

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. It's really comin' down out there. Now, I'm not a licensed meteorologist, but I believe the technical term is snowy AF. For anyone stocking up, we are limiting all water purchases to one case per person, and that does include coconut water, watermelon water, cucumber water, aloe water, probiotic water, and electric water, which is something I just made up but you probably got all excited about. And if anybody lost a blue hair thingie, please come pick it up at customer service.
Cheyenne: [holding "Line Up Here" sign"] Oh, that's mine! [runs] [customers follow her]

Quote from Dina

Dina: You know that we're liable for any assaults that take place tonight, right?
Glenn: I-
Dina: [to Cheyenne] Now, you need to set up in the very center of the floor, okay? We need to keep the hotties in the middle, make them harder to get to. That's how wolves protect their hottest wolves.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Dina: Listen, I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure you make it through the night alive, okay?
Cheyenne: Oh, all right, thanks, Dina.
Dina: You know, we should really tie bells to some of the creeps so we can hear them coming.

 Marcus Quotes

Quote from Health Fund

Marcus: You know what, I'm in too. If it is a pyramid scheme, at least I will be on the top ahead of all these suckers.
Jonah: That is sound logic, Marcus.

Quote from Local Vendors Day

Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]