Jonah Quote #364
Quote from Jonah in Steps Challenge
Jonah: I can't believe how well this is working.
Amy: I know. I don't want to jinx it but I'm already thinking up anecdotes to throw in at lunch with the VP.
Jonah: Are you going to tell him about the time Lionel Richie came in the store?
Amy: How does that make me look good?
Jonah: I don't know. It's just a cool story.
Superstore Quotes
‘Steps Challenge’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.