Glenn Quote #422
Quote from Glenn in Back to School
Amy: Evening. What can I get you?
Glenn: [gruff voice] Oh, just the usual.
Amy: Another long haul tonight?
Glenn: Oh, roger that, little honey. You know, talking on the CB, you know, pulling the little string to beep the horn.
Amy: You know, uh, you've been coming in here every night since I started here, so I just wanted to let you know that tonight is my last night.
Glenn: Really? Uh, where you going?
Amy: Back to my old job. This was just temporary. A few months ago, a coworker and I were suspended for-
Glenn: I don't need to hear the details! Thank you.
Amy: I've got this manager, great guy.
Glenn: Aw. I bet he misses you. I bet he would have done anything to see you while you were gone.
Amy: He was allowed to see me if he wanted.
Glenn: Yeah... [mumbling] better safe than sorry. You know, um... Well, I better get back to the big rig. You know, the road is calling. Thanks for the company.
Amy: Yep, and, um thank you for always tipping 20 bucks on a $2 coffee that you never drink.
Glenn: Yeah ten-four, good buddy.
Amy: Hope I get to see you around sometime.
Glenn: Who knows? Might be sooner than you think.
Superstore Quotes
‘Back to School’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Hey, uh, Glenn, should we all really be leaving the floor during back to school? I mean, come on, that's like... that's like playing the Super Bowl with only... uh... with fewer players than a football team would normally have.
Quote from Dina
Amy: I don't know for starters, the fact that I'm extremely pregnant with my ex-husband's child is not a great time to start a new relationship.
Dina: I'm not letting my pregnancy slow me down. I'm banging my way through my whole indoor-soccer team and the refs.
Quote from Cheyenne
Sandra: If you do decide to have sex again, just check for cameras.
Jonah: We're not...
Cheyenne: Or have sex on a green sheet. That way, you can superimpose yourself doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space. Bo did that for our anniversary.
Dina: The bed of my truck is always available. I'm happy to drive around the whole time. Less likely somebody will film you.
Jonah: These are all excellent ideas, thank you.