Amy Quote #325
Jonah: Okay, fine, what Laurie said about firing Myrtle was weird, so I thought I'd check her file. What are you doing?
Amy: Same thing.
Jonah: Well, I think I can handle it, so...
Amy: Well, you don't know where it is.
Jonah: It's alphabetical.
Amy: Do you know her last name? Or were you just checking under "M" for Myrtle.
Jonah: She's in my phone as "Myrtle Old."
Amy: Hmm. Yeah, check "O" for Old.
Quote from Kelly
Carol: Jonah's a jerk, by the way. You deserve so much better.
Kelly: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Carol: So what are we going to do to him? Revenge porn on the Internet? Give his credit card info to a bum?
Kelly: Or... maybe someone tells the cops he's cooking meth. Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it found in his sock drawer. How'd that get there?
Carol: Wow, that's aggressive.
Kelly: Or he's got two brothers. [pushes cart towards Carol] Be a shame if something happened to them. Then he'd be all alone.
Carol: Well... I'm just going to go...
Kelly: Well let me know, Carol. I've got nothing to lose anymore. [Carol backs away]
Quote from Dina
Dina: People always ask, how do I get enough protein? Well, I got two words for you, beans and nuts. I always tell people I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts. [chuckles] I mean that second half doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something. It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?