Justine Quote #19
Quote from Justine in Local Vendors Day
Glenn: Come on, you guys should know me by now. I never pressure you. So this is not my fault.
Justine: I felt pressured to buy cookies from your foster kids. And then someone in Tucson bought a Vespa with my credit card, and the bank said I had to prove that I wasn't in Tucson. How would I even do that?
Glenn: You take a picture of yourself with a newspaper not from Tucson.
Kelly: You made me take care of the tropical fish that you raised even though I can't afford the tank maintenance. I had to take out a loan.
Sandra: My sister was in labor, and you "needed" me to change your screensaver to flying toasters. She gave birth in her tub.
Glenn: Okay, okay. Okay, I... I am sorry, then. I'll never pressure you again.
Justine: Okay.
Sandra: Okay.
Justine: And it's like, why would I even want a Vespa? My vertigo was going crazy at the time. I had to sit down in the shower.
Superstore Quotes
‘Local Vendors Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: $8 for a bar of soap just 'cause it's shaped weird and wrapped in twine?
Jonah: Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
Garrett: [sniffs] [scoffs] Ugh. I don't need my soap to be organic. We have science now. Science has created chemicals that keep us clean.
Quote from Marcus
Mateo: Wow. Can't believe you came on your day off to sell cheese you made out of breast milk.
Marcus: Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error. You know, if you don't get the consistency just right, you get boob yogurt, and that's just gross. And then there's the scavenging. Oh, and then my lizard ate a bunch of my samples.
Mateo: Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back to scavenging.
Marcus: Well, I mainly work with found milk.
Mateo: Found milk?
Marcus: Mm-hmm. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.
Mateo: [chuckles] [gags]
Quote from Dina
Cheyenne: Wow, I bet dating has changed so much since your time. How did you guys even send each other naked photos of yourselves?
Amy: Uh, just in the mail.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God. So much effort.
Dina: I sent a nude fax once.
Amy: Full face?
Dina: Full face. I mean, an artist signs her work.