Amy Quote #271
Quote from Amy in Safety Training
Kelly: I feel so bad. I didn't know Mateo was gonna get hurt when you took the blame.
Amy: Don't worry about it. It's like I said. We're friends, and, you know, it's like, bitches before snitches, you know?
Kelly: [chuckles] Well, I am taking you out for drinks tonight as a thank-you. You, me, half-off margaritas. Like I always say, there's nothing a little dancing on a bar can't solve.
Amy: Wow, did they teach you that in pageant sch... I mean, that is very wise and well-observed. I'm very excited.
Dina: Hey, don't you help her. This was Amy's mess, and she needs to clean it up herself, or she will never learn.
Kelly: I'll just text you tonight about what I'm thinking of wearing. [exits]
Dina: [to Amy] See, she does not suspect a thing. [clicks tongue] All right. Clean this up for real.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.
Amy: Uh, no. I don't think that's true.
Garrett: It is. It is, Amy. It's in a PowerPoint.
Marcus: Now, we all know the standard cheeses. American cheese, cheddar cheese, pizza cheese. But what if I told you there's one more out there?
Garrett: Pepper jack?
Marcus: No.
Jonah: Gouda?
Mateo: Swiss!
Glenn: Kraft Singles.
Dina: Goat, Parm, blue, ricotta. I could name at least ten more.
Quote from Sandra
Dina: But just so you know, Kelly's gonna start suspecting something if you keep lashing out at her.
Amy: What are you talking about? I don't lash out at Kelly.
Dina: [scoffs] Hey, Sandra, do you remember any time that Amy was lashing out at Kelly?
Sandra: January 4th, you said, "Kelly, I assume you've been to a monster truck rally." January 12th, you said, "Two people saying you look like Reese Witherspoon is not a lot of people."
Amy: Okay, we got it. Thanks, Sandra.
Sandra: January 20th, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?" January 21st, you said, "Wow, did they teach you that at pageant school?"
Amy: Okay, we got it, Sandra. Thank you.
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: No, guys, stop just yelling out random words. You're throwing me off. But what if I told you there's one more out there? Human cheese! [all retch]
Jonah: Oh, my God, is that what this is?
Glenn: I've had five samples already.
Marcus: No, no, this is just cut-up string cheese. I don't have enough money for a prototype. But it'll basically be exactly like that, I think. So who's ready to invest in the breast? It'll be udder-ly amazing!
Sandra: That's cows.
Marcus: Damn it, Sandra! You're messing with my flow. Ugh. [exhales, shudders] Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.