Garrett Quote #274

Quote from Garrett in Safety Training

Marcus: No, uh-uh, I can't do it. I can't. I still know it's coming. And to be honest... you're freaking me out.
Garrett: You know what? I feel you. So here's what we're gonna do. It's not gonna come today, not even this week. Months will go by. You'll forget all about it. And then one day, out of the blue... [metal clangs] You're rich.
Marcus: I don't know if that...
Garrett: Even if you tell me you want to call it off, I'll say okay, but I'll know you don't really want that. You're just trying to make yourself forget it's coming. It'll never really be called off, ever. That's how much I care about getting you this money.

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 ‘Safety Training’ Quotes

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.
Amy: Uh, no. I don't think that's true.
Garrett: It is. It is, Amy. It's in a PowerPoint.
Marcus: Now, we all know the standard cheeses. American cheese, cheddar cheese, pizza cheese. But what if I told you there's one more out there?
Garrett: Pepper jack?
Marcus: No.
Jonah: Gouda?
Mateo: Swiss!
Glenn: Kraft Singles.
Dina: Goat, Parm, blue, ricotta. I could name at least ten more.

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: No, guys, stop just yelling out random words. You're throwing me off. But what if I told you there's one more out there? Human cheese! [all retch]
Jonah: Oh, my God, is that what this is?
Glenn: I've had five samples already.
Marcus: No, no, this is just cut-up string cheese. I don't have enough money for a prototype. But it'll basically be exactly like that, I think. So who's ready to invest in the breast? It'll be udder-ly amazing!
Sandra: That's cows.
Marcus: Damn it, Sandra! You're messing with my flow. Ugh. [exhales, shudders] Cheese, what is it? Dried milk.

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