Cheyenne Quote #110
Quote from Cheyenne in Angels and Mermaids
Cheyenne: I don't want to do a Green Day party.
Brandi: I thought I asked you to mind your own business.
Amy: This is all Cheyenne, I'm just here for support.
Cheyenne: But she agrees with me, okay? Green Day is dumb. And you know what? I'm not going to college.
Amy: What? Huh? No, we didn't talk about that.
Brandi: Cheyenne, you're going to college.
Cheyenne: No, I'm not. Just 'cause you're my mom doesn't mean that you get to tell me what to do. Right, Amy?
Amy: Um, I mean, in general, that seems true...
Cheyenne: See? She agrees. I'm an adult, and I make my own decisions. And so, I'm gonna buy a motorcycle, or, I don't know, a monkey, maybe both.
Amy: Um, could we just quickly go back to the college thing...
Cheyenne: You don't get to tell me what to eat, either! So if I want to eat peyote, I am gonna eat all the peyote I want. And I'm getting a full-sized back tattoo of the raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy, okay? 'Cause I love that movie, and...
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.