Jeff Quote #30
Quote from Jeff in High Volume Store
Jeff: I guess it was when Mateo dumped me, you know, I just... I just dove into my work, 'cause I thought that would be fulfilling, but... So here I am, on the cusp of having a Quad-A store and it's like, I don't even know if I want that, you know?
Jonah: Oh, actually, we didn't make Quad-A.
Jeff: What? Dammit.
Jonah: Oh, no, it's gonna be... No! No, no, no, no, no, no. This is bad. I can't go home, Jonah. I'm [bleep]. I'm [bleep]. I bought a Subaru! That money's gone! Gone. I couldn't wait a week? One week. No discipline. [bleep].
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
Quote from Glenn
Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.