Garrett Quote #230
Quote from Garrett in Grand Re-Opening
Glenn: Hey, uh, Garrett. Um, I'm supposed to give a speech later, and I'm a little nervous about it, uh, given that... I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed to say.
Garrett: Your voice.
Glenn: What? No. Not... Given that I didn't prepare anything. What's wrong with my voice?
Garrett: Nothing. You have a nice voice.
Glenn: Garrett, I'm not a child. If there's something wrong with my voice, you can just tell me.
Garrett: Okay. Um... Some people... not me, but some people... might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest, bit... High.
Glenn: [high-pitched] What?
Garrett: Yeah.
Glenn: Who?
Garrett: Uh, anyone with ears.
Glenn: [looks around] That's everybody.
Garrett: Yeah, it's high.
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‘Grand Re-Opening’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!
Quote from Garrett
Jonah: Okay, roomie.
Garrett: Oh. House rules. Do not touch my video game stuff. No talking during Game of Thrones. No cooking fish. And leave me out of your coffee-making process.
Jonah: I'll have to, because it's a French single press.
Garrett: I do not like fragrant soaps. On Wednesday, my Black friends come over, so do not be around. What else? Parking spots. You don't get one.