Jonah Quote #182
Quote from Jonah in Spring Cleaning
Mateo: You're just kissing up to him, 'cause you're dating his daughter.
Jonah: That's not true at all. In fact, just this morning, Kristen said she respects how much I don't kiss up.
Glenn: Where did you see Kristen this morning?
Jonah: Hm? We, uh, met for breakfast.
Garrett: Wait, I'm confused, 'cause it's 6:30 right now. So does that mean you got up and drove from your house, and she got up and drove from her house to meet for breakfast before 6:00 a.m.?
Jonah: That's what happened.
Amy: And what restaurant is open at, like, 4:00 in the morning?
Jonah: It was a gas station.
Dina: Gas station breakfast usually starts at 6:00. Was this BP or Mobil?
Jonah: Oh, I don't- I don't remember.
Bo: Nah, fools, they're banging. You know what I'm saying? He's getting a little breakfast action. [desk rattles] Yeah.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spring Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.